My first STD was from a foam party
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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