i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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