found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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