'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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