if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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