First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
