I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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