In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
barbara walters just said penis...
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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