i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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