we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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