so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
