I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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