she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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