I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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