i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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