My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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