I can't watch pbs sober anymore
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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