Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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