D3 body, D1 cock
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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