so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
