well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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