So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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