I got chris browned last night
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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