are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
God, I missed his penis.
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