I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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