ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
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