Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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