I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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