Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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