Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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