hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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