i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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