State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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