My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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