When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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