O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
