no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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