She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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