thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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