Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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