everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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