and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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