Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
