okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Randomize
