When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
Randomize
