Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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