WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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