SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
