so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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