i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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