my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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