thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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